insidey0u:

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

actually so fucking smart

soujizz:

benefits to dating me

  • you have no competition
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  • that’s about it actually
  • but i think it’s a good point

christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

demetri martin’s making crop circles now. cool.

(Source: matthejew)

elsiewehr:

A Hallmark Moment

This is my first time on The Atheist Pig website and I am loving it.

scootatore:

mootybooty:

Pretty much this.

This

that1girlsierra:

carlathezombie:

Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)

See! Michael agrees with me! 

Ahahah. Love This.

(Source: antiquers)

tomate5:

the-left-lane-is-for-passing:

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Hawkeye’s badonkadonk is the sun.

omg,

aleetlepinch:

No coat hanger?

1) Ask a pirate to wear your coat

2) Poison his rum

3) Hang him in the closet by his hook hand

(Source: kevvn)

tomfeltonn:

Can we all please take a moment to appreciate Hagrid here? Seriously, everyone always talks about how Harry has no father figure and how terrible it was for Sirius to die because now Harry’s all alone (dont get me wrong, Sirius is my favorite character) but honestly, Hagrid is the best father Harry ever had. He did so much for him, and no one, sometimes not even Harry realizes that. Hagrid gets no where near the mount of credit he deserves. Take a minute and try to imagine where Harry would be with out him and you’ll understand what im talking about.

^forever Reblog^

(Source: weaslette)

bowie-first-kiss:

diamond—dogs:

David Bowie - Five years (x)

watchtowertoarrow:

jeandujardin:





33/100 ⇒ the cast of supernatural





Ball?! Daddy, gimme the ball!

watchtowertoarrow:

jeandujardin:

33/100 ⇒ the cast of supernatural

Ball?! Daddy, gimme the ball!

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

hannah-ler:

themockingcrows:

rockpapertheodore:

deadgaysamurai:

odair:

i’m actually terrified 

FUCKING CHRIST

FUCK THIS IS HILARIOUS.

I’m still praying though brb

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)

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